Alright guys – you THINK you know what this is. But you’re wrong. It’s NOT your basic, cool, band tee shirt.
This bad mama-jama is made of 10,000% percent cotton, has pheromones embedded in the fabric (probably human, but could be African Honey Bee – the check out form was really confusing where we bought them), comes in 2 color options, and is especially fitted to show off those guns. And if you can’t rip a phone book in half, there are inflator bags in the shirt cuffs that you can adjust to a 22 inch bicep that will replicate years lifting weights.
Essentially, if you wear this shirt women are going to find you irresistible. Maybe I’m using “puffery” in the description, or maybe these claims are true.
Either way, you get a cool shirt.
Alright guys – you THINK you know what this is. But you’re wrong. It’s NOT your basic, cool, band tee shirt. This bad mama-jama is made of 10,000% percent cotton, has pheromones embedded in the fabric (probably human, but could be African Honey Bee – the check out form was really confusing where we bought them), comes in 2 color options, and is especially fitted to show off those guns. And if you can’t rip a phone book in half, there are inflator bags in the shirt cuffs that you can adjust to a 22 inch bicep that will replicate years lifting weights. Essentially, if you wear this shirt women are going to find you irresistible. Maybe I’m using “puffery” in the description, or maybe these claims are true. Either way, you get a cool shirt.
This is a special, limited edition shirt created specifically for our “Sun Spots” album release party. The front of it shows a quote by Willie Dixon who said “You can have the blues because your woman left you, or you can have the blues because she came back.” This line was the genesis of the Big Train and the Loco Motives song “My Woman Come Back”, which is also featured on the “Sun Spots” album. Regardless of why you like it, it’s still a pretty cool shirt. SUPPLIES AND SIZES ARE LIMITED!