Wait – you really want to contact us? That’s great…we’ve been waiting all our lives for someone to do this. You’re the first. We always remember our first.

But don’t toy with our emotions. Really, that would be cruel. Don’t make us regret our first. Only send something if you really mean it.

And promise that you’ll call us tomorrow.

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Can’t wait for us to call you back? Are you a little impatient prissy pants?

Fine – you can email us or call us or even use that number to text if that’s your thing. But don’t send any pics of body parts, please.